I’M MAD AS Hell, and I’m not taking it anymore!
To what am I referring? The corporate war against men. Corporations are the root of all evil, as any clueless Smith College coed will assure you.
And what is the specific battlefield on which I wage war today? To wit: There are two sizes of nail clippers, right? A small version for fingers, and a large version for feet.
But those sizes are for women exclusively. The foot version doesn’t work for men’s feet unless the man is a midget.
I use the foot version for my fingers because the finger version fits my fingernails about as well as the foot version fits my footnails, which is to say not at all.
This is a clear corporate attack on men’s rights, men’s Constitutional and God-given rights to have neat feet.
And I’m sick unto death of it.
What are we to use? Hatchets? Cutlasses?
This is a feminist-lesbian plot* to diminish men, to put us in our place. I encourage all men to withhold sex from their women until something is done about this outrage.
Man up for nail clipper equality!
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*Yes, feminist-lesbians are in bed with corporations. Who knew?