YOU’VE SURELY heard of Kwanzaa, the Christmas substitute for black folks, and lots of black folks “celebrate” it too, to their everlasting shame.
In case you’re unfamiliar with the roots of Kwanzaa, click here for full details.
Best to stick with Christmas, soul bros.
But if you’ve got a problem with a White Christmas, here’s a fine alternative: Festivus! It’s a seasonal holiday that doesn’t include a criminal element.